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New Year’s Kissing Tip
January 1, 2011, 10:01 PM
Filed under: Kissing Tips, Meaning of Life, True Confessions

There is no kisser and kissee. Both people are kissers. Both people have mouths and tongues. Tongues have tops and bottoms. Mouths have openings. For maximum pleasure, everybody uses everything. Go fast. Go slow. Go soft. Go hard. Leave a lot of white space, where you just hang out and feel each other’s breath.

Oh yeah, sticking a nice wet piece of fruit in between and seeing how much juice you can both get on you before eating it doesn’t hurt any. (clothing optional)




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